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(Sorry That I'm Not) Home Depot Type

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A State of West Virginia

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Me And Cousin Willy

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Repo Man

© 2004 Richard M. Schroder.  All rights reserved.

 

I am the repo man; work every part of town

Take all kinds of things, when I make my rounds

Me and my boys move quickly, and never stay too long

Gotta load your stuff

Into my truck

I’d love to stay

But there are bills to pay

And they always say

They did nothing wrong

 

I am the repo man; your furniture I claim

I’ve heard all the excuses, they all sound the same

I don’t look at faces and don’t remember names

When I knock on your door

You know what’s in store

You’ll rub your neck

Try to write me a check

Saying what the heck

You’re not to blame

 

I am the repo man; I gave my heart to you

When me and my boys were taking your stuff, our eyes met I knew

We got married quickly, had a kid pretty fast

Bought a big place

Filled up the space

It was all a blur

You wanted a fur

And new furniture

That was built to last

 

I am the repo man; my wife she loves to spend

She always needs more things, it never ends

From the beginning I chose to ignore her past

It just wasn’t right

That when the money got tight

Her love grew cold

And things got old

Low and behold

She was still spending my money fast

 

I am the repo man, the banks now are calling me

Don’t ever make mortgage payments, through a credit card company!

My debts had risen sharply, I knew it couldn’t last

My boys came to collect

I tried to write ’em check

They took all I had

Which made me mad

But what was really sad

Was the courts gave her half

 

I am the repo man; still work every part of town

Take all kinds of things, when I make my rounds

I remember clearly, it hasn’t been that long

Now when I load their stuff

Into my truck

Wish I could stay

But I got bills to pay

And now I never say

They did something wrong


 

Father Jones

© 2004 Richard M. Schroder.  All rights reserved.

 

My name is Father Jones, priest for the church

Thirty-one long years now, for what it’s worth

I’m a pillar of the community, a part of each home

In this small town, I’m rather well known

 

I started out in Brighton, at Saint John’s Seminary

A short time in Salem, then on to Sudbury

Everywhere I’ve been, people are all the same

Everyone takes the credit, no one takes the blame

 

If they only knew the madness hiding inside of me

Just below the surface of everything they see

Blinded by their faith in who and what they believe

Putting all their hope in someone like me

 

Before mass every Sunday, I hear all of their sins

They bring me their children, which is where it all begins

I minister to the dying, baptize the newborn

Help them get married, and shelter the forlorn

 

I always dress in black, perform the service in white

Beneath the stained glass windows, by the candles’ light

Most days I can stop myself, but sometimes I lose control

The first time it happened, was so very long ago

 

If they only knew the madness hiding inside of me

Just below the surface of everything they see

Blinded by their faith in what they believe

Putting all their hope in someone like me

If they only knew the madness inside of me

If they only knew the madness inside of me


 

 

Me And Cousin Willy

© 2004 Richard M. Schroder.  All rights reserved.

 

My father never was home, he owned the Crown Lanes Bowladrome

My mother drank herself to death, left me on my own

Willy taught me all I know, when he got out on parole

Easy money, life was good, “work’s for suckers” so we stole

 

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do

If it comes down to me or you

No one gives you nothing in this world

So I take what I’m due

 

 The house was old, a sign in front said, “sold”

We had done this before, we were about to strike gold

Me and Willy were old pros, in and out nobody’d know

Didn’t think anyone was home, things got out of control

 

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do

If it comes down to me or you

No one gives you nothing in this world

So I take what I’m due

 

Fled into the night, until we saw a motel light

Behind it on a dirt road, parked the car out of sight

Willy sat on the bed, “I can't go on now” he said

So in the middle of the night, I put a bullet in his head

 

On a steep and winding road, hit the guardrail and rolled

No one for miles around, my body was ice cold

Seemed like a bad dream, broken glass and metal at the scene

I hear fire but I can’t see, there’s a smell of gasoline

 

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do

If it comes down to me or you

No one gives you nothing in this world

So I took what I was due

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do

If it comes down to me or you

No one gives you nothing in this world

So I took what I was due 


 

(Sorry That I'm Not)

The Home Depot Type

© 2004 Richard M. Schroder.  All rights reserved.

 

Never owned a drill before, or a ratchet set

Never owned a Craftsman tool, there’s none I wanna get

Never tried a tool belt on, it just wouldn’t look right

Sorry that I’m not the Home Depot type

 

Can’t fix our leaky faucet, which dripped for days

Can’t change a flat tire, thank god for triple A

         Can’t make a home improvement to save my life          

Sorry that I’m not the Home Depot type

 

I really gave it an honest try, but we could clearly see

That when I set the house on fire, there was no hope for me

Now I try to take it easy on my weekend days

Knowing I’m all thumbs and that you love me anyway

 

Now when things break, you look at me and smile

Now I don’t try to fix it, cause we know it’s futile

Now when the sink clogs, Roto Rooter clears the pipes

Sorry that I’m not the Home Depot type

 

I’d love to clean the gutters, but I’m afraid of heights

Sorry that I’m not the Home Depot type

Sorry that I’m not the Home Depot type

 

 

 

 


 

Your Kind Words

© 2004 Richard M. Schroder.  All rights reserved.

 

Your kind words, were my hand-me-downs

In your kind words, I did drown

Nothing you said, made such a sound

As your kind words, my hand-me-downs

 

Wherever I go

They are there with me

Whatever I sow

Is from their seeds

I’ll never forget

The things you said

Still can’t yet

Get them out of my head

 

Grateful for this gift

You gave to me

Your tongue swift

In its severity

                              Written in my gut                                 

                                  Your cruelty                                        

  Which can’t be shut   

From my memory

 

I Look in the mirror

No one stares back at me

It’s becoming clearer

For I can see

In my head 

                         A part of me                            

This long thread

Now pulled free

 

Your kind words, my hand-me-downs

In your kind words, I did drown

Nothing you said, made such a sound

As your kind words, my hand-me-downs

Your kind words, my put me downs

Your kind words, of great renown

Nothing you said, made such a sound

As your kind words, turned me upside down


 

Retail Therapy

© 2004 Richard M. Schroder.  All rights reserved.

 

Best Buy, Amazon, Pottery Barn, dot com

Old Navy, Gap jeans, Martha Stewart, L.L. Bean

Crate and Barrel, J. Crew, Starbucks, Nike shoes

Circuit City, Wal-mart, J.C. Penny, Kmart

Rebates, warranties, service plan, guarantees

Registry, gift cards, no interest, credit cards

Cash back, discounts, open up a charge account

Payments, give aways, put it all on lay away

 

The more you make the more you spend, keeping up with the latest trends

He who dies with the most toys wins, can’t take it with you in the end

 

Beeping pagers, CD’s, cell phones, DVD’s

Video games, software, wireless, hardware

Play Station, X Box, CD burners, laptops

Box sets, DSL, disc changers, TRL

PDAs, flat screens, palm pilots, blackberry’s

Barbecues, snow blowers, dishwashers, lawn mowers

Vacuums, coffee makers, VCR’s, refrigerators

Cable, caller ID, satellite, TV

 

The more you make the more you spend, keeping up with the latest trends

He who dies with the most toys wins, can’t take it with you in the end

 

Are you happy or do you want more?

Can you find what you are looking for?

You can shop for evermore, but it’s not sold in any store

The more you buy, the more you save, stores are always open late

 

Acura, Volvo, Mercedes-Benz, Yugo

Mercury, Cadillac, Nissan, Pontiac

Maserati, Honda, Lexus, Mazda

Audi, Lamborghini, Kia, Mitsubishi

Oldsmobile, Bentley, Porsche, Suzuki

Chrysler,Infiniti,Jaguar,Ferrari

Geo, Mini cooper, Buick, Isuzu trooper

Volkswagen, Chevrolet, Subaru, Hyundai

 

The more you make the more you spend, keeping up with the latest trends

He who dies with the most toys wins, can’t take it with you in the end

He who dies with the most toys wins, can’t take it with you in the end

 


 

 

Never Happen Again

© 2004 Richard M. Schroder.  All rights reserved. 

 

She remembers falling in love with him, everything was great

He said let’s get married, and she couldn’t wait

Their life was perfect, a dream come true

Then one night it happened, straight out of the blue

She tried to hide it, put a scarf around her face

Dark glasses and makeup, covered up the place

 

He said he was sorry

He said he was to blame

He said it would never ever happen again

 

Her mother grew worried, could see through her lies

She lived through it too, til the day daddy died

It all seemed so familiar; like she’d been here before

Like momma saying dad was different, when he got back home from the war

 

He always says he’s sorry

He always says he’s to blame

He always says it will never ever happen again

 

She thinks about leaving, but there’s no escape

She tries not to anger him, but he’s hard to anticipate

How did it all happen, how did it get this way

Time keeps moving on, there’s a baby on the way

 

She finally takes the baby, and flees into the night

Couldn’t take it anymore, being afraid for her life

Living in dread, each and every day

Wondering what she can do, to can make it go away

 

He always said he was sorry

He always said he would change

He always said it would never ever happen again

He always said he was sorry

He always said he would change

He always said it will never ever happen again

 


 

 

I Can't Believe I'm In West Virginia

© 2004 Richard M. Schroder.  All rights reserved.

 

I’m not supposed to be in West Virginia

Can’t believe I’m in this state

I needed to get down south

Should’ve taken another route

But a trucker drove me here and it’s too late

 

I said to wake me before the state line

I was tired and slept for a time

Instead he drove right through

That’s what pills and booze will do

Now I might have to face an old crime

 

It happened when I was young

She was a fine little thing, we had our fun

I was willing to take her hand

The problem was her old man

Who came at me one night with a gun

 

So I’m not supposed to be in West Virginia

Can’t believe I’m in this state

I needed to get down south

Should’ve taken another route

But a trucker drove me here and it’s too late

 

I woke just as we crossed the state line

He let me out, I figured I’d be fine

To hitchhike back up the road

So no one would ever know

I was in West Virginia for a time

 

Then a statey drove by

And asked if I needed a ride

He didn’t question me

Or ask for my ID

Though I was trying to hide

 

That I’m not supposed to be in West Virginia

Can’t believe I’m in this state

I needed to get down south

Should’ve taken another route

But a trucker drove me here and it’s too late

 


 

 

Hillbilly Makeover

© 2004 Richard M. Schroder.  All rights reserved.

 

Working on my farm with my gal by my side

Who’s overweight, ugly and very cross-eyed

While taking a break I saw a show on TV

Where people got made over, it was hard to believe

 

So I wrote em’ a letter, got my girl on the show

           Consulted the doctors at the TV studio  

She got scared when she heard there’d be some pain

I said “darling don’t worry, let the doctors explain”

 

They’ll fixed your nose and rearrange your face

Tuck your tummy and shrink your waist

Liposuction, fake boobs, botox injections, lip hair removed

It’s a hillbilly make over, a hillbilly make over

You don’t have to worry if your woman is looking older

Hillbilly make over, hillbilly make over

Nowadays you can change the things you don’t like about her

 

When she got home I couldn’t believe my eyes

In walked Faith Hill in a 6 dress size

      I was overjoyed and showed her off to my friends

Who asked me “Rich, how much did you have to spend?”

 

To fix her nose and rearrange her face

Tuck her tummy and shrink her waist

Liposuction, fake boobs, botox injections, lip hair removed

It’s a hillbilly make over, a hillbilly make over

You don’t have to worry if your woman is looking older

Hillbilly make over, hillbilly make over

Nowadays you can change the things you don’t like about her

 

One day I came home and to my surprise

My girl had left me for another guy

A hand written note was pinned to the door

Saying “I can’t stand your ugly cross-eyed face no more”

 

Fixed her nose and rearranged her face

Tucked her tummy and shrunk her waist

Liposuction, fake boobs, botox injections, lip hair removed

It’s a hillbilly make over, a hillbilly make over

You don’t have to worry if your woman is looking older

Hillbilly make over, hillbilly make over

Nowadays you can change the things you don’t like about her

 

 


 

 

No Place Like Home

© 2005 Richard M. Schroder.  All rights reserved.

 

No place like home

No place like home

Wiped his shoes on our front door mat that said

There’s no place like home

 

My father was a prize fighter, our house was his ring

Rarely home, but when he was, it changed everything

To a cruel and fearful place, his presence did bring

Him home drunk and stumbling, late in the evening

 

No place like home

No place like home

Wiped his shoes on our front door mat that said

There’s no place like home

 

As a boy I played in my room, to keep out of harm’s way

Learned the rules one by one, though they changed from day to day

Never knew what would set him off, “better watch what you say”

Kept my distance to survive, but often got in his way

 

No place like home

No place like home

We’d wipe his shoes on our front door mat that said

There’s no place like home

 

 


 

 

Green River Killer

© 2005 Richard M. Schroder.  All rights reserved.

 

A body was found, by the green river today

“It was a teenage runaway”, I heard the newsman say

A bag was pulled over the dead girl’s head

Which came from a Seven-Eleven the papers read

It was 1982, on a summer Seattle day

And no one knew Green River’d be the site of 40 graves

 

A second girl was found naked, with a broken neck

And a third fully clothed, in an abandoned wreck

Bodies began turning up one by one

As the police started questioning everyone

Most were hookers and prostitutes

Who worked the strip of misguided youth

 

The strip was surrounded by motels and bars

Condemned houses, topless clubs and abandoned cars

It was well suited to the killer’s needs

Reports of missing girls went virtually unheeded

Murders like these were usually quickly forgotten

Except this time the killings weren’t stoppin’

 

The three bears motel was a favorite place

Where pimps and their whores would conjugate

Young Cookie Hinds who had been known for her limp

Shared a motel room with her overweight pimp

One night she went out to buy a pack of smokes

Later was found with her socks around her throat

 

As the killings continued, a public frenzy grew

For with every new body came a camera crew

The sheriff tried to deal with the mess

But couldn’t control the TV or the press

State and local officials didn’t have a clue

So they created a task force to figure out what to do

 

When the cops set up a stakeout by the rivers dock

They accidentally found three more bodies weighted by rocks

Bodies dumped in water were hard to identify

The killer was one step ahead of whatever the police tried

All they had to go on was the victim’s tattoos

It seemed like there was a serial killer was on the loose

 

The profiler said “such killers rarely ever quit”

So cops were forced to work more than one shift

Newspaper’s thought he was a “policeman in disguise”

“Whose not going to stop until he’s caught or until he dies”

“Was he a cop, or someone pretending to be”?

“They should call in the FBI to stop the tragedy”

 

Plain clothed detectives worked the bars along the strip

Trying to get information, a lead or a tip

They spoke with cabbies and massage parlor girls

In a vain attempt to gain access to their seedy world

And didn’t give a damn about the girls who walked the streets

 

One girl claimed a cop picked her up but she escaped

After being driven to the river where she was raped

The guy who picked her up drove a blue and white pickup truck

When the cops checked with the DMV they had no luck

The police tried everything even hypnotized her pimp

For the license plate number of which he got a glimpse

 

The next girl was found with a fish across her throat       

In an area off Star Lake Road, isolated and remote

The killer had a new dumping ground

Where four more bodies were found face down

These girls were placed underneath some leaves

And the list of suspects grew from all the clues and leads

 

The understaffed police finally called for assistance

From the FBI and the state but there was resistance

To get more funds the sheriff lobbied the politicians

As the bodies stacked up they reluctantly gave permission

Everyone had different ideas of what needed to be done

They were getting nowhere, it was as if they’d just begun

 

Fifteen million dollars spent and no end to the mystery

It was one of the biggest manhunts in U.S. history

Pressures grew on the politicians and the state

To cut the task force or increase the tax rate

But raising taxes the mayor would not do

He had just been elected his term was too new

  

The FBI was desperately grasping at every straw

Even a self proclaimed psychic offered help with the cause

As publicity about the murders grew

Ted Bundy even called to help analyze the clues

When asked if he thought the killer would ever stop

Bundy laughed and replied, “that he thought not”

           

From nineteen eighty two, to nineteen eighty four

Forty-eight run aways, hookers and whores

Had been killed but no one had been caught

So the task force disbanded, it was over they thought

Two years later bodies were still being found

Could he be in jail, dead or still around?

 

Twenty years later the Green River again was in the news

For DNA evidence brought forth a slew of new clues

Forensic experts had reopened this cold case

And from semen samples were able to run a trace

A match was found to a man named Gary Ridgeway

Whose appetite for sex was over three times a day

 

Prosecutors made a deal not to seek the death penalty

In exchange for a full confession and Ridgeway agreed

The evidence was overwhelming that was gathered by the state

So Ridgeway pleaded guilty to killing forty eight

His courtroom admission put an end to the mystery

Though the killer still lives who murdered so many

 


 

 

In Spite of Me

©  Mark Sandman.  All rights reserved.

 

Last night I told a stranger all about you

He smiled patiently in disbelief

I always knew you would succeed no matter what you tried

And I know you did it all

In spite of me

 

I’m proud to have known you for the short time that I did

Proud to have been a step up on your way

Proud to be a part of your illustrious career

And I know you did it all

In spite of me

 

Late last night I saw you in my living room

You seemed so close but yet so cold

For a long time I thought that you’d be coming back to me

Those kinds of thoughts can be so cruel, so cruel

 

And I know you did it all

In spite of me

In spite of me